Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.

Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"

by Stephie-radd-spazem November 14, 2007

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

Randyosis

noun
1. Sexual obsessive or fascination with dead animals, roadkill, in particular.
2. Strong feelings of resentment characterized by thievery, violence, or random destruction. Can be caused by inebriation.

Acts of randyosis include:
1. Having the urge to stop a moving car to inspect road kill on the side of the road.
2. Leaving a party and randomly breaking a picture frame.

by gunit31 March 6, 2010

Raddock

A raddock is a field of grassland of any size with a maintained flat track or track with multiple jumps, it may also contain sheep, cattle or the odd Llama. The raddock is used by bicycle, cheaply bought automobile aka raddock basher or dirt bikes performing rad stunts. It is normally fenced and defined by its natural boundaries, or is otherwise considered distinct.

"Give us a fang on your raddock bro!?" - I'd like to ride my vehicle on your transformed paddock
"Sweet raddock" - I admire the craftsmanship of your transformed paddock
"F**k that raddock" - That transformed paddock is of low standard, or, I have injured myself many times at that transformed paddock and would like to do something else

by Ash AKA Ragdoll is my hero April 19, 2013

randy chester

English slang for a man or woman who derives sexual pleasure from showing off his/her chest in public.

A: Every time we go to the bar, Elizabeth drinks too much and flashes everyone. It's great!
B: That's because she's a randy chester.

by PHubbard March 11, 2014

randy rototiller

That sexual position your significant other always wanted to try that looks like it requires a yoga master to even hope to achieve penetration. Named after farm equipment, which is the least yoga-like and sexy thing ever.

Sexual position formerly known as the plow.

"Dude, how did you break your dick?"
"She wanted to try the randy rototiller, man. I couldn't say no."

by Southern Sugar November 10, 2014

Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics

3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything

4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money

5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist

John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited over 3 of his close friends, got them lit off natty lite, and when they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and take their money. When the friends woke up in the morning, John made then clean up the basement and pay him for the beer and food they ate.

by Randy-ing June 27, 2016