Rise and Rub

When you wake up in the morning and jerk off

I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.

by cockmastaP February 23, 2010

Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.

Kathy likes anus rubbing.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 22, 2014

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner

"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."

by RJ Dicktiddles February 17, 2017

guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio

guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth

by rr879 April 18, 2014

Rub club

The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)

by xSmizeH2Tx November 28, 2014