slow your rolls

Used primarily toward another person whom is over-eager, or overly active in speech and gesture.

"take it easy big fella" or "slow down, you hyperactive wacko"

by KP December 30, 2003

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Roolsinx

(n) A deadly assassin, hired by a person within the government for a large amount of money.

There is a roolsinx on our trail.

by cantagallo November 16, 2009

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Rolling on the floor laughing soda out my nose.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.

Jesse: My bio professor was talking about conferences. She said she never comes because it's just a bunch of old guys. So I asked her if she knew that that's what she said.
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!

by Arykj August 4, 2008

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roflshiv

verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)

i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver

by Jallybean April 19, 2010

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roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010

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