pump quota

The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.

He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.

by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014

Bæ-quation

When one states something is bae (alternatively bæ) they are unconsciously creating a bæ-quation, in which something is set equal to the term bae. In turn, the transitive property is applied to explore the vast implications of these new equations.

Girlfriend: Kanye is so bæ
Boyfriend: what about me?
Girlfriend: you're also bæ
Boyfriend: Yes. According to your bæ-quation if I am bae and so is Kanye, I am Kanye!

by $wagma$ter420 June 10, 2015

Joker Quoter

An individual who completely unironically likes and quotes Joker posts.

I decided to avoid them for the most part after they commented "Real life will drive anyone mad." on a unironic Joker post reading "Maybe those titled insane are just more awake and aware to the outside world than the rest of us." because it made me realize that they were a Joker Quoter.

by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020

Evenda Quodite

Evenda Quodite is a badass, delusional, satanic, siren bitch, who once in a while has narcissistic motives.

She’s an introvert, a white man’s whore, loves the color pink, and she’s known for her funny commentary, pretty face, hot bod, psychotic manias, and unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore (who she secretly loves, and will always love).

You can say she’s a nice girl but the truth is she isn’t, and that’s what makes her one of the most iconic wattpad characters.

She also has a SD known as Klaus Mikaelson. She only loves him for his money and I find that so hot. Evenda and Klaus are couple goals uwu.

Person #1: have you read that one book about Klaus with that weird siren who doesn’t like BBC?
Person #2: the one with Evenda Quodite?!
Person #1: yeah!
Person #2: I’d be crazy not to! Devils Creature is sooo good OMM! I have to thank the author for creating her, #grecianation am I right?
Person #1: definitely!

by Thejixzmonstalesbitch July 20, 2021

A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept

A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.

Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How

Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?

by hel112570 August 30, 2023

Brent-a-Quote

Corporate salaryman who posts entrepreneurial and 'inspirational', quotes from pulp business books on LinkedIn, but who's too frightened to set up business on their own.

Delivered in the style of David Brent, from Brit comedy show, The Office.

Matthew is such a Brent-a-Quote, Vala Afshar one minute, Marc Benioff the next.

by TangoWhiskeyAlphaTango June 4, 2020

Quote Bomb

When you are writing an essay and instead of leading into or mentioning where certain information came from, you throw in a quote. The reader has no idea if the quote is legitimate or even where it is from.

Teacher: Billy, your essay doesn't mention who any of the people are in your citations.

Billy: Opps, guess I threw one too many quote bombs in there, huh?

by SushiMonster555 December 2, 2009