A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.
Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?
Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!
Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!
by Legen...dary December 19, 2015
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by Tom and KEviin November 5, 2007
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Though it's strength lay well within
And a better word, that's often heard,
Would not be cunt but quim.
No grizzly bear had so much pubic hair,
Or dripped with so much grease,
Or had the depth as well as breadth,
To take his tool with ease,
(from "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell"
Though it's strength lay well within
And a better word, that's often heard,
Would not be cunt but quim.
No grizzly bear had so much pubic hair,
Or dripped with so much grease,
Or had the depth as well as breadth,
To take his tool with ease,
(from "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell"
by Kevin Andrew Murphy February 11, 2003
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I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008
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