quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quaranshacking

Pending status for when you are still living with someone during quarantine and plan to move out as soon as things are back to 'normal'.

We hooked up and ended up quaranshacking together, but as soon as things are back to normal I'm moving out.

by ironicric May 13, 2020

Quarantigued

When you’re at the point when you’ve had just enough with the #stayathome but you know you’re not safe to go out and about.

I am feeling so quarantigued and it’s only 10am!
Or you know you’re quarantigued when you have been in front of your computer for hours trying to get a window on instacart

by Netsy May 14, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020