poormosa

A cocktail that is made from adding orange juice to beer. Preferably a beer that has a lot of carbonation.

After a night of partying, I made her my special garbage omelet and added a poormosa made from PBR so she wouldn't care about being supermanned.

by almikell December 18, 2009

Poor John

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.

"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

Poor Man's Mocha

A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.

Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!

by JR Saff September 20, 2011

poor hudder

Poor Hudder Someone who is poor as shit and can not afford anything over 1 dollar.

Your such a fucken poor hudder.

by Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba July 2, 2019