LAL PUTIN

puttin ur dick in the lock

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"

by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023

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Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.

Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.

by teggers162 September 14, 2024

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Putin

Putin is the sexiest man alive and has a BIG dick.

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!

by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022

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Putin

An absolute and utter dick

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"

by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022

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Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons

Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

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