crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.

dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(

by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017

puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Stuff Puppet

A Puppet (human, animal, alien, etc.) Or a stuffed toy that is used to masturbate into or onto. Male or Female although most won't admit it at some point they probably had a Stuff Puppet.

The last time I used my stuff puppet I had to peel it off the floor.

by CavernReaper April 7, 2023