Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.

Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper

by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025

Punting

Punting means to delay or draft a action

I was punting on my homework, that resulted in my F grades.

by Petrifier January 27, 2023

Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.

"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"

by Silminator June 26, 2021

Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.

1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!

by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022