Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Punchinthefacism

(pronounced: punch-in-the-face-ism) To act, speak or motion in a way that results in the deserving of a punch in the face. Also, a regime or form of dictatorship of false imperious, or overbearing power or control; douchetatorship. Feeling a delusional sense of authority towards your equals which forces them to punch one in the face.

"I am so sick of L acting like he is the boss, that last comment he made was such a punchinthefacism!"

"I am going to rise up against this punchinthefacism and show him who is the real boss!"

by TheOriginalDa December 27, 2011

Punching the Butcher

Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.

Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.

Amy: I'm on.

Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...

Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.

Joe: *dons latex gloves*

by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011

Punching the Butt

Anal sex.

Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!

by Ari1112111 January 6, 2013

punching the dough

The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."

by katalyst1234256 August 26, 2013

punching tuna

The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.

"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014