Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

Portable Puddles by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

Pudgy

Something or someone that is squishy, soft, round, chubby, plump, or even cuddly. Being pudgy in some cases can be defined as an unattractive attribute to have and in others can been seen as quite lovable and appealing.

"Some people are ripped and have a six pack but others are happy with being a bit pudgy"

Pudgy by Zelo Lockwood August 29, 2018

Puddin 

A Boy you are completely crazy about like Harley is to joker. A boy you want to spend the rest of your life with and would do anything for, that the thought of losing makes you cry.

Emily "Hey Puddin!"
Jacob "Hey Baby girl

Puddin by Just a chick 2014 November 3, 2016

mushroom pudding 

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

mushroom pudding by Grrrrrratass May 21, 2020

Pudding Plop 

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

Pudding Plop by Donherdme September 9, 2013

Puddinguettler 

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

Puddinguettler by PalominoMare January 13, 2017

shaky puddin' 

Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.

" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."

"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.

shaky puddin' by SeaPilot June 28, 2009