Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Raspberry Pudding

Eating out a girl on her period while she's taking a shit.

I just had some of my girlfriend's warm raspberry pudding.

by sir lance a lot July 29, 2009

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

shrimp pudding

tha act of sucking a guys penis and spitting it into his asshole with a straw

the other day this bitch gave me a shrimp pudding

by lauraxTABB July 25, 2009

Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

by Wordsword May 27, 2019

Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016