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provost

Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.
That provost doesn't have time to meet with the astronomically overpaid professors this week because another SLoD FuB trip is in the offing.
by SHEER EXPOSURE January 7, 2021
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Provoxin

a genji main who eats soldiers, computers, gfuel powder, and concrete 7 times a day
by thegamingman82 February 13, 2021
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Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...
by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021
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Provokedomen

Someone with a already Provoked Omen.
John is a Provokedomen.
by Provokedomen November 23, 2021
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Provoked

Created by Ryan Walls. Forget joey
Joey provoked Gabe into cheating.
by Ryanwalls622 February 5, 2022
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Provocative (Again)

Also, if saying the most provocative thing possible garners immediate fame and success; why isn’t everyone else doing it?
Hym “I mean... As far as ‘Saying the more provocative (again) thing imaginable to become famous’ is easy then why am I the only one doing it? And why I’m I the most famous? I’m pretty sure Lucifer is based on me too. Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show where ‘The devil hates sin because why else would he punish it’ that was me. A plurality of entertainment stemming directly from this guy 😈👈 That’s me. Not as easy as it looks, alright? Cut me some slack.”
by Hym Iam September 22, 2022
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provoid

I walked the other way home to provoid the dog I kept hearing.
by Bonna boo April 4, 2023
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