Pronoia

The unreasoned belief that everyone is out to help you.

When she goes to bed at night, she doesn't lock her front door ... she's got a bad case of Pronoia !!

My dentist did a great job ... he filled my cavities with mercury amalgams, and then gave me a fluoride rinse. I don't know why my Naturopathic doctor is treating me for Pronoia ?!?!?

by Tursiops October 18, 2011

Pronto Toronto

A Canadian slang command for getting tasks done quickly.

Origins: This phrase may have originated from the Canadian television show, Being Erica.

"I need this faxed to the Associate Director, Pronto Toronto!"

by lethikim1990 October 10, 2011

have pronouns

As you browse your twitter feed, and stumble upon someone being outraged about something that appears rather innocuous. You check the twitter profile of some insane NPC or SJW of a random outrage brigade, to detect if they have gender pronouns in their profile description. If they do, they "have pronouns", and of course they are to be mocked and ignored. Usually they have random blue wave icons as their display name also.

NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*

by Davester75 October 28, 2018

pronk

A portmanteau word describing a style of music played with all the musical and lyrical complexity of progressive rock but with the energy and aggression of punk rock.

We play prog rock in a punk rock way. That makes us a Pronk Rock band"

by laikadog September 19, 2005

Pronage

A major pro at owning noobs, mainly used in online FPS games. It is a combination of the "Pro" and "Ownage".

Player1: Wow... do you think that guy is hacking?
Player2: Na, i played him before, its all Pronage.

by EverydayImTrollin December 3, 2011

Pronsos

(PRAWn-ZOHs)Noun.Plural form of porn.

I was jagging to <pronsos> all night.

by Hi-C-44 December 22, 2013

Lila (pronounced Lilla)

Lila is the girl who will always be honest. Not only does she suck at lying, but she would never steer wrong.

Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.

More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.

you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever

Lila (pronounced Lilla), do you have hand sanitizer?

by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019