Lazy Sunday points

Banking up points during the week doing mundane tasks to allow a guilt free lazy Sunday.

May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.

Or

Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!

by foxyfinny January 9, 2011

facebook points

Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.

Dude she has a shit ton of friends, 1000+ facebook points.

by chenzillah December 4, 2009

Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.

“Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”

by WINH4X March 20, 2020

ten points

When someone has done something that you deem worthy of some form of award, but have nothing to give, so you give them the satisfaction of "ten points". The points have no real life value, but it's just something silly scene, punk, or indie kids say.

Kate; Hey, you like my new hair?
Nick; Yes! Ten points!

by Misukiko September 23, 2009

brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.

Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

jew points

coins or any kind of change(i.e quarters,dimes,or best pennies)

john: i'm starving lets get some food?

pete: nah i'm broke all i got is jew points.

by born December 4, 2007

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.

by JP408 July 1, 2007