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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.
I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".
by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016
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Pogue

Pogue - 1. An idiot, a complete retard. 2. A person that sucks complete ASS in a video game such as the MMO WoW
Wow, that guy is such a pogue. He cant even do 2000 dps with a 5102 Gear Score!
by Mediav July 9, 2010
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Progressive grammar

rogressive grammar consists of the following:
Using Tahoma, Century Gothic, or Arial as your font instead of Times New Roman.
Using the ampersand '&' instead of typing the word 'and'.
Using numbers as numbers & not spelling them out as words, ex. instead of typing the word 'three' you type the character '3'.
Using the percent symbol '%' instead of typing out the word 'percent'.

This type of grammar fits pretty much every definition of progressive. It saves time & resources & it's easier to read than traditional grammar.

But society is against progressive grammar because it's considered to be incorrect & most people grew up being forced to use traditional grammar. College professors are the strongest opponents of progressive grammar. They would much rather have a stupid asshole in their class that uses traditional grammar than a genius that is progressive with their grammar.
Progressive grammar saves time & money.

Why cant society start using progressive grammar?
That would make everything shorter & nicer looking.
by SlashinatorX October 27, 2011
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pogue

Midwest term for slow-moving person, be it on foot or behind the wheel of a car.
"Fuckin' pogues hoggin' up the two-lane back roads always makin' me late!"
by mabus42 November 20, 2006
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No Struggle, No Progress

The Best user name on MSN ever lol its my user name!!! lol
by James "Mr X" Smith February 29, 2004
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Progressive Christian

A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.
"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian
by apostatethought July 30, 2021
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Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.
Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!
by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011
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