Orgy Programming

Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.

Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.

"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"

Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:

a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above

by SQA November 28, 2005

bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.

Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.

by CannedLizard December 23, 2003

H-B Woodlawn Program

H-B Woodlawn Program is an alternative learning enviroment where students are encouraged to take responsibility for their education. Failure to succeed in the Program results in a dismissal from the school. Having spent two years at both Yorktown and H-B, H-B reigns supreme.

"H-B Woodlawn Program were better than you"

by rad888 October 24, 2006

Progressive Blumpkin

Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin

Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.

Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"

Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.

"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"

by Tyler Breckenridge November 10, 2005

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

progressive metal

Progressive metal is a sub genre of rock that usually has guitars with distortion, wah, compression and other effects that help people feel the music. Lyrics are usually about things that are abnormal or abstract like space. Multiple time signatures long songs, elaborate solos, and softly spoken or yelled lyrics (not like death grunts )

Progressive metal bands are like tool, meshuggah, dream theatre among others.

by the man in blue July 16, 2008

kerbal space program

The hardest game ever made.

I'm going to play Kerbal Space Program!
*seconds later
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Jedediah is Gone! October 26, 2013