a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
by Emster73 December 13, 2012
Get the White People Problemsmug. The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.
Only people who understand irony would get this.
Only people who understand irony would get this.
by Gracie37 August 12, 2017
Get the Third world problemsmug. When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020
Get the The problem correcting randomizermug. When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.
by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016
Get the Lonely problem drinkermug. When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
by calasin June 4, 2017
Get the The 1 meter problemmug. So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.
Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.
Filthy Rich Problems...
Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.
Filthy Rich Problems...
by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019
Get the Filthy Rich Problemsmug. Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
by marsh11 May 17, 2023
Get the trolley problem solvermug.