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prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!
The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.
1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."
by Jenesis October 1, 2005
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prick spit

The cloudy white slick gel like substance that is shot from the penis in celebration of a petting be it wet or dry petting
DAVE: "Did you bone that dirty mare you took home the other night?"
MARK: "Fucking right mate!, i smamshed her back dore right in and then unloaded my prick spit all over her face, she fucking loved it"
by streetytony December 28, 2007
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cocky prick

Thinking you're the hottest shit while completely doubting it. Begging for approval and attention in a bisexual fashion; Similar to a school boy bitch while being the exact opposite.
Levi can be such a cocky prick. He will end up with herpes from one of his bitches
by Micro Pen 69 October 8, 2017
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prick tease

Similar to that other dudes....a girl that gets ya all worked up and says shes gonna meet up and do stuff....but when push comes to shove....she has to do "other stuff" or she isnt "allowed" or she is "grounded"...and the dude who keeps falling for her antics is an idiot....
That Leigh chick is a real prick tease.
by Nick September 3, 2003
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prick index

The Prick Index is a metaphor for the thorn of a rose. The levels of pricking are described as the amount of pain (number of thorns) we endure in different relationships from both men and women! The levels are arranged from one to ten, ten being the most severe pain and damage caused as illustrated in the trademarked book called “The Prick Index” created by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye.
Sponging Sam ~ prick index~ # 3
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!
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Shit prick

A short, annoying little asshole of a man who is drowning in his little man syndrome. shorty short little prick dick Bitch
I love having a shit prick for a boss
by Bhinesley March 12, 2016
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