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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him
did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !
by jiagg April 3, 2023
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The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
In the present I am writing this definition right now.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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Real Presence

The real presence, or…? It’s all the same to me, love.
by Friar Re October 18, 2023
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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
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liberal presenting

- A portmanteau of “male/female presenting” and political ideology, i.e. liberal.

1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
Friend 1: Hey look at those liberal protesters. They must really believe in the cause!
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
by theconvoman96 April 2, 2024
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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