Prawn

Prawn as a noun is an object, like a video or picture, that has to do with sex. As a verb, "prawning" is the act of pleasuring one's self while watching prawn.

Marc, stop prawning and go do your homework!

by EESHAN RIM November 16, 2010

prawn

An undesirable ex-girlfriend, ex-shag-buddy, ex-one-nite-stand, ex-partner. prawns cause an uncertain uneasiness with the new spouse even though there is no need as the ex has been discarded for reasons such as lack of spine, thick skinned harshness, lack of personal hygiene, creepy arms or legs ... ETC.

GF - will you tell me if we see a prawn out tonight?

BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!

GF - i know ...

by phantom dictator July 3, 2011

Prawn Hold

The prawn hold is the act of slumping over a defeated opponent, with straightened and tense arms so as to prevent escape.

Variations of this procedure have included:
Wriggling and occasional spooning

Hugh: I just got Dwayne in the Rock Snare!
Alfred: Quick, get him in the Prawn Hold!

by HughareHugh July 7, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 22, 2011

preawakeulation

When you really, really, REALLY want to sleep in (on the weekend for example), but you wake up at or before the crack of dawn anyway, and cannot get back to sleep.

Bob: Dude, what are you doing awake? I thought you were sleeping in this weekend!
Joe: The morning must have been so sexy I suffered from preawakeulation. The second I heard the birds chirping, I shot my sleep wad, cause I couldn't get back to sleep no matter what I tried.

by wirdatrd October 30, 2013

praelfie

(pronounced prelfie): a private selfie

if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2013

praelfie

(pronounced prelfie): a private selfie

if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2014