richard pounder

A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.

Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.

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Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

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Gap Pounder

1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.

2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.

3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.

Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)

Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"

Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."

Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."

by Mavie B August 9, 2012

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