Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more

John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"

by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

Potato

Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic

Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?

by anyGAYbody March 7, 2017

potato

potato is a vegtable. used on fries and stuff.(1) can also be a funny nickname for someone who looks like a potato(2) or can be called a potato just for fun. can be used as a meme at most times(3) and puns, jokes, etc. can be a very funny vegetable for some reason.

1: mcdonalds fries are made put of potatoes.. i think.
2: mia is a potato.

3: "knock knock" "whos there" "potato"

by chicken_noodle_soup February 16, 2018

Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny

Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES

by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021