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automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.
Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there
by T_1 June 21, 2010
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PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)

Post Pornographic Stress Disorder, or PPSD for short, is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing incredibly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder will have reoccurring mental images, flashbacks, and, if unlucky, dreams of the disturbing sexual content they viewed (often by accident). People with the disorder will feel extremely disturbed and often (but not always) oddly aroused, when these mental images occur, causing them extreme stress and discomfort. Diagnosis criteria includes:
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016
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Papilophilia (Nipples/areola fetish). Papilophilia is trilled with nipples' areola fetish.
Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.
Foliage involves partner's masturbation (or further any manipulation) with semi-long or long female hair.
POV (point-of-view) pornography involves camera angles designed to provide the viewer a view similar to that seen by one of the participants, whose face is never shown.
Rubber pornography involves rubber, latex, and similar materials.
Smoking fetish involves performers smoking cigarettes, cigars, joints, or blunts.
Wetlook pornography involves clothed wet persons.
Pantyhose/tights/stockings pornography involves women or men dressed in pantyhose, tights, or stockings.
Toucher/touche pornography involves touching partner's skin with progressive excitement.

Sexual orientation
Pornography features an increasing variety of combinations of actors by their sexual orientation such as lesbian, gay and bisexuals in addition to traditional heterosexual roles.
She does filage all the time. It is on list of pornographic subgenres.
by superaction July 1, 2021
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Planogram Forest

A place of magic and wonder.
Katilynnn got lost in the Planogram Forest and we never saw her again.
by Ben E Fitz October 26, 2009
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Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.
Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.
by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011
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shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.
Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.
by Terry Bad Ice April 1, 2017
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Friend of the Program

I think Bruce might like the new movie "27 Dresses", because, you know, he's a "friend of the program."
by TommieB March 31, 2008
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