Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Pooperino

A pooperino is a guy, who constantly talks about the "restroom business".

e.g. "So.. do you guys poop stood up or sat down?"

Dude, you're such a pooperino

by marvellouspanda August 13, 2017

Pooper Nuka

when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company

"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"

by Wheelerv May 20, 2018

pooperd

Pooperd is a frase to describe as being tired , exhausted and knackered

I’m pooperd

by eve1234 May 9, 2018

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019

Pooperio

pooperio or pooperios are Cheerios made out of poop that you give to people when you hate them

Yesterday I got a box of pooperios from Karen after I told her that her sons homemade cookies weren’t aloud at the bake sell

by Pooperio pooperios September 1, 2019