Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh May 10, 2011

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby May 15, 2012

Pooch

The female version of the male gooch.

I like a lady with a small pooch

by Guildford Albion Handbook February 20, 2011

poochie coochie

A sex act in which a woman entices a dog to lick her vagina

Jane was lonely and used peanut butter to get a poochie coochie.

by sobesurfer January 16, 2015

beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

by conor kay January 5, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

by paulasquared December 28, 2005