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Poon Jaw

That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.

I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.

Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
mugGet the Poon Jawmug.

poon gazer

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
by amanis December 9, 2008
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Poon breath

The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.

Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".

(side note: eating tuna is a risk)
"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."

"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"

"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*
by Ruby Dorisday April 2, 2014
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teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!
I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!
by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003
mugGet the teeny poonmug.

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.
Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon
by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008
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Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis
Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!
by P-Man85 September 14, 2008
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teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to
I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!
by U Nastee June 20, 2003
mugGet the teeny poonmug.

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