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Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?
What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**
by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

potato is known to be a new super cool word. if you use it, people will for sure think you are so cool and want to have sex wwith you. Use it when a person is about to ask you something really imporatnt say it.
p1 : so when are we having...
p2.: potato
p1: ok
by stylish potato check February 14, 2020
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Potato

Someone with limited intelligence aka retarded or votes Democrat
My friend Jane voted for Hillary, what a potato
by JohnnyOnDaSpot December 24, 2018
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Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more
John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"
by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015
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