Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017

PMSD

Post-munchie-stress-disorder. After the marijuana high is over many still cannot control eating. These people are known to have PMSD.

Yesterday I ate a whole jar of Nutella.....I wasn't even high must have been PMSD.

by Slipperynolan October 23, 2011

PMSsage

A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.

Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.

by SlapCaster September 9, 2010

pmsl

possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are

arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b

by carey March 24, 2004

pmsplaining

When a girl from Plumstead Manor who thinks she's smarter than you tries to explains something to you

"stop pmsplaining it's bare jarring init"

by Hurl Tie March 5, 2023

PMSaurus

Simply a nickname describing a woman going through her period mood swing(pms) and how this change in attitude can get ugly, thus the dinosaur suffix.

I don't think this is the right time to ask PMSaurus for money.

by brian pepper August 24, 2005

pmsing

Around a woman's period - for some its before, some its after, and some its during, they start to go through mood swings and become very emotional. Yes, theyll bitch and blow up at the smallest things out of nowhere and then go back to feeling normal. But also the littlest things can make them cry at times.

"I was PMSing so badly today that when i drove by the cemetery, even though i dont know anybody that has died or is dying, i started crying.

by deja m June 9, 2006