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MIchael Phelps

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
by F M Phelps October 4, 2008
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michael phelps

-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!
by charlie diep October 11, 2008
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Phelps

When your sperm swims inside a woman.
"This bitch last night was so tight, I Phelpsed like 10 times"
by GO&PL October 13, 2008
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Michael Phelps

The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
Michael Phelps doesn't run, he swims on land.
by KnightOIce October 10, 2008
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pleep

people who have overly-perfect manners, are goody two-shoes, and always say please, thank you, and you're welcome. they also insist on giving unwanted tips to other people on how to live the perfect life. brown nosers and teacher's pets are included.
"the pleep made us all put our napkins on our laps when we went to pizza hut for dinner."
by oreo973 December 22, 2007
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Michael Phelps

1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States

2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
by Steve 12345678 October 7, 2008
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Phelps

Knowingly and willfully smoking marijuana when better judgment tells you should do otherwise.
"Man, you're phelpsin' pretty hard right now, don't you have a test tomorrow?"
by Palmodamus February 13, 2009
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