Panini Press

Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.

While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.

by CFF, Cpt. S, CPWS, LLD March 15, 2011

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Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by nine February 18, 2004

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Press A

Basically means "hurry up, idiot." Comes from when you're playing a video game with a non-gamer and you have to tell them to press A on the controller to advance to the next screen, especially when your patience is running low.

Video Game Situation
Non-gamer: Duhhr.. now what do I do?
Gamer: PRESS A! Geez.

Daily situations
Aquata: Press A and get on the bus before it leaves!

Alana: Spencer, press A and get out of my room!

by Alana of eatshredder July 1, 2009

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