Plastic Mouth

The inability to achieve comfort.

Wow this awkward situation leaves me feeling a bit plastic mouthed.

by ghettohaxor January 9, 2011

plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010

Plastices

As opposed to glasses, it is now plastices. Can be applied to a broad range of items.

Too bad I don't buy glasses, my plastices are always breaking and I am always buying new ones.

Can you get out some plastices for the table it's time for dinner.

by KFactor1119 October 18, 2011

Plastic Bag Material

When an individual is uglier than "Paper Bag Material". The major difference is that one can still breathe with a paper bag over their head - a plastic bag means the person is too ugly to live.

"Did you see Jenny without makeup the other day? Major plastic bag material."

by ItsMeBaby May 26, 2015

plastic screwdriver

a drink made out of vodka and an orange flavored drink (that isn't actual orange juice)

We couldnt make screwdrivers because there wasnt any orange juice at the party, so we made plastic screwdrivers with orange Gatorade instead

by frnakierOH May 15, 2016

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016