Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

prestingious

Prest (stingy) ious: A wealthy, materialistic person that exudes prestige and money to everyone, especially those less fortunate in order to be popular, yet will take anything they can get, but will return a favor, give a gift, or pick up a tab in fear of having one less thing to buy for themselves.

Wow! What a prestingious bitch! She is so into flagrant buying and flaunting her husbands wealth that she could care less about the hard times and stress the people around her are going through, especially her family. You would think she could pick up a tab after everyone else picks up the tab for her. You would think she could do just one small and selfless thing to make her dad smile, but that would mean giving a little of her time or buying one less thing for herself.

Damn! She works so hard to display her wealth in such a prestigious manner, yet she is so stingy. How prestingious can you get!

by irukandji March 16, 2014

Pexting

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Petting the tiger

Masturbating

Bro get out in petting the tiger right now

by Dabmaster352 May 30, 2016

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018