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Persian

Persian is a very contradictory race.

Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern.

Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians.


Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark.


Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians"


Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.
Northern and southern persians are very different.
by Origin Of Races February 28, 2009
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Persian Eyebrow

A sexy time move where man lays with woman and woman falls asleep before man finishes. Man then gets upset, shaves off woman's eyebrows, takes penis and makes creamy pee nut butter explo-o-o-sion over both of woman's eyes making new thick and crusty Persian Eyebrow. Very nice.
Ebrahim lay with woman who peed in his bed then fells asleep making Ebrahim mad so Ebrahim gives her Persian Eyebrow so that she don't look so good next morning and then gives high five to him broshas Smithim and Arsemanimim.
by Sstack September 5, 2016
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Persian

A more pure form of heroin from Southwest Asia. It has a more severe withdrawal symptoms to normal heroin.
"King's got some Persian but no needles..."

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by Infuscos August 17, 2008
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persian

Person from Iran.One of the only countries in the world that still executes little kids.
Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.
by asdf May 13, 2005
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persian poker player

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.
Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!
by White Bread January 8, 2006
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Persianality

Cultural mannerism that may be offensive such as speaking loudly, using hands in a way that may seem threatening speaking with animated facial expressions and using sharp tongued language that can cut like a thousand knives.
Persianality is when a teenager comes in after curfew and finds they have had their asses whooped before knowing they got caught , but knew what respect was and apologized.

Persianality is when you are bartering for a discount but because your voice projects, and have animated facial expressions, they feel threatened and you get a security escort out not a discount.
by Mama with Persianality December 6, 2020
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persian men

Men who are from Iran, Afghanistan or Tajikistan
persian men are hot asf and thats a fact
by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022
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