sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Todd Parker

The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.

A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.

Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."

by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007

black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 5, 2003

pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.

John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.

by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006

pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.

My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.

by chonger December 28, 2005

Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.

Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?

by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008

peckerhead

a wire box for an electric motor

open up the peckerhead and rewire the motor

by hardcorejesus July 29, 2003