Female partner

Home girl, friend, not as in "partner" as us,

I'm sitting here with my female partner 🙄

by @idobomhair June 5, 2017

Paranoying

To make one paranoid.

"stop it, you're paranoying me"

by ConorMcHugher1 April 6, 2010

porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

partners in crime

Partners in crime meaning friends forever or my crew. A crew full of boys and girls that do insane things such as jumping off a bridge, chasing the ice cream truck, hunting squirrels, or playing with bb guns.

Bitch, you jumped off a bridge without your partners in crime?!?

by 🔻DREAMER🔻 December 19, 2014

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016