paris hilton complex

the personality trait in certain women/girls defined by self-absorption, thinking one is "all that", naivety, obsession with material items such as designer purses, utter indifference to the world's problems, and looking down upon anyone who doesn't fit their perfect little Hollister, Laguna Beach (or in the case of a ghetto fabulous paris hilton complex, Diddy video) outlook on life. Named for Paris Hilton, the epitome of this complex. One does not necessarily have to be rich to carry a paris hilton complex.

girl #1: "OMG who cares about the presidential election? As long as I have my iPhone, Versace handbag, and blonde-haired, blue-eyed perfect-Aryan Abercrombie & Fitch-model boyfriend, i'm in heaven!"

intelligent guy or girl: "God, what a paris hilton complex. Why don't they just send her to Iraq as a human shield for our troops?"

by Saucy #62690 January 3, 2008

paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage August 17, 2006

paris hilton borg

Derogatory term for the collective mass of young women who seek to emulate Paris Hilton's sense of "Style".

Damn, the club I went to last night sucked. I was knee deep in Paris Hilton Borg.

by Korgmeister April 21, 2006

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

Paris Hilton Wannabe

People, usually females, fixated on the socialite, movie star and business woman Paris Hilton. The wannabes often follow the glamorous life of the star of hit reality show 'The Simple Life.' Often acting, dressing and using her famous catch phrases such as 'that's hot' or 'loves it' these people aspire to nothing more than the fabulous life that the starlet leads. Unashamed of their admiration they enjoy being compared to Paris Hilton and love to be known as THE Wannabe.

Lauren: "Omg did you hear Paris Hilton wears only white sun glasses now?"

Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"

Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"

by One smart blonde December 10, 2008

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Paris Hilton Syndrome

Being of spoiled rich offspring having no clue about the struggles of the working class.

The real problem with most corporations is Paris Hilton Syndrome.

by newlifeeeternal December 15, 2011