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Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.
Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.
by d2zag March 31, 2015
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Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
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Peter Panic

A name you use in your facebook account to stalk a beautiful mother of seven kids.
"You have an IQ of 142, but you're a Peter Panic in love."
by aloha milkyway March 26, 2013
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Sergej Pajic

Sergej Pajic is a Serbian tik toker. He is also a singer on youtube. His fans are something between 10-13 years old and he also has a girlfriend which is also a famous Tik Toker. Her tag on Tik Tok is @ukiqukiq
A: Hi, do you like Sergej Pajic?
B: No, i don't but my younger brother do.
by Kritoks February 8, 2021
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panic at the disco

A rock band orignating out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.
Girl - OMG OMG i love brendon urie of panic at the disco, he's so hot !
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.
by ktln. April 20, 2008
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don't panic

The most useful phrase in the english language. Popularised by Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikes Guild to the Galaxy - the best book ever written.
Somone wrote Don't Panic on the cover of my calculator. It gets me through exams.
by Last Chancer October 26, 2006
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panic! at the disco

An awesome 'scene' band that blends together (creatively, I might add) rock, techno, disco, and pop to make up catchy songs about life. Their random lyrics seem to pull together in every song. They use very big words in their dance-worthy songs.
Anna:"Dude, I can't wait to hang at the Panic! at the disco concert"
Stephanie:"I know, it's gonna be awesome!"
by Anna Elizabeth January 16, 2006
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