jan pan

A pure mint gran who isnt afraid to smack a bitch if shes down with the cool kids she's definitely a jan pan

Jan pan shes such a cool geezer

by Ughkatie July 29, 2016

Deep panned

To be fucked hard by a pizzashop owner.

"Last night i was deep panned so hard by Jim"
"I'm gonna deep pan you all night"

by Longtimeman January 26, 2018

pan-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are deities;

adjective form: pan-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Peter Pan

Slang for the bottom of the toilet (the pan)

Peter Pan took a real beating this morning!
I need to see Peter Pan!
Peter! I've got something for you!

by Gibby & Crombie June 22, 2012

j*pan

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.

Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.

by lolmarx December 28, 2011

Panning for gold

Hunting for a sugar daddy/mommy.

She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023