i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

Jeff Palermo

When you are in doggy and proceed to double fist 2 vanilla ice cream cones mid stroke.

Ex. Bro, last night was crazy. I finally tried the Jeff Palermo and shorty loved it!

by Vito Spatafore January 28, 2023

One Pager

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.

"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.

by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019

Paden

Having recieved your pay check.

I haven't been PADEN for three years!

by sammy lammy ding dong January 31, 2003

padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.

The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Padders

Strange Boy, likes to tell sick jokes. possibly gay due to his unnatural attraction to boys general private areas.

padders is a strange boy

by Rudeboiii May 1, 2005

Paden

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

by DefinerOfDefinitions1111111111 February 20, 2020