Les Pres

Short for lesbian president. (Also lez prez)

"Omg, I think Hillary is a lesbian"
"Seriously? If she wins election, she'll be our first les pres"

by uhmwotidk August 14, 2015

Jesus Preschool

The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.

Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!

by maybelatergater September 5, 2016

Mr.presely

A Jewish high school English teacher that has a beautiful mustache. He is also a pot smoker :)

Mr.Presely is selling pot

by t dub 37 February 17, 2017

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

Ever Present Frown

Someone who is always frowning, or always a downer.. also in Taylor Swift song Better Then Revenge “I think her ever present frown is a little troubling”

Haile is such a b*tch, like shut up with your ever present frown

by taylorswiftfan004 March 14, 2021

I prescritti

Common way to define the Italian football club Inter, following the new hidden phone interception of the Calciopoli scandal that proved their involvement they choose the prescrizione.

I prescritti cartonati festeggiano per il trofeo rubato.

by Accademia della crusca March 17, 2021