The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

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Pedro Castillo

Sexiest and most interesting MAN in the world. He also is known to be a sex god.

Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.

by Selita Ebanks December 11, 2011

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Harry Parrot

When a man places his cock and balls on another persons shoulder from behind.

Did you see Frank give Lisa a harry parrot yesterday?

by Slyred April 18, 2008

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Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño

She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro

by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

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pedro

A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.

Pedro: Yo soy un real hombre!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!

by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009

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