There are a lot of dangerous and sick types of people in the world, but someone who sexually assaults children
Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!
by akshayvt April 26, 2022
Get the pedophilemug. by Caughtuin4k March 28, 2023
Get the Pedophilemug. The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy
Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.
by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022
Get the pedophilemug. A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
Get the Tiny Feet Pedophilemug. Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile
Children: mom I found a pedophile
by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022
Get the Pedophilemug. 
"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
Get the Pedophilemug.