bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009

Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 6, 2013

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018

make an onion cry

A descriptive phrase for someone that is incredibly ugly.

"That girl is so ugly she would make an onion cry!"

by paddywan October 18, 2009

horse onion

an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.

mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?

by cheeto dust 01 April 17, 2018

Bush Onion

The Bush Onion is a close relative of the Dirty Sanchez. Where a man takes a woman from behind and just before ejaculation, sticks his finger in the woman's ass, only to pull it out and wipe a nice little pooh-stache on the woman's upper lip. Now, the Bush Onion ramps this little puppy up a notch. The man performs the above act but holds the finger under the woman's nose until she cries. Here enters the Bush Onion.

Marty Bush Onioned the young lass.

by Burgerboy December 29, 2007