have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 05, 2021

Has that dawg in him

A person who is extremely tough on the inside and willing to do anything to put themselves ahead of other people by winning.

Person 1: Did you see Zach Wilson and his girlfriend broke up?
Person 2: Yes, and then he went on to have sex with his mom's cougar best friend.
Person 1: Zach really has that dawg in him.

by VivaLaStool July 11, 2022

drink him pretty

A Southern colloquial expression similar to beer gogglesused by Paula Deen to describe when one imbibes or drinks a copious quantity of alcohol to make the person you are with look better.

"Michael had a big ugly beard and I didn't know what to expect if he wanted to kiss me, so, girl, I decided to drink him pretty!"

by Chris Hammer September 18, 2007

I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.

A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"

by roboticllama May 11, 2014

Ad hom of him

When you don’t know how to spell ad hominem

“WOW!!! how disingenuous of you David! ...nice SPONSOR button btw! An ad hom of him Jordan Peterson.”

When you don’t know how to spell ad hominem

by Qlm666 June 10, 2018

Prank him, John

Have rough anal sex with

John: Yo, it looks like Adam fell asleep first.

Marus: Prank him, John!

John: Haha! You already know.

*clap clap clap*

Adam: OH! YOOO!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

by papadusty June 05, 2023

monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023