Napled

To be Napled; To touch ones or another's nipples, while being located in the city of Naples/Napoli, Italy.

"my older brother napled me today while we were on the hotel roof in Naples!" - Isaac

by Speegz11 January 8, 2013

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Nutless fuck

A person having no guts, and no glory.

Nate you Nutless fuck! Are you talking dumb again?

by Whiskyghost October 1, 2016

Nuclear fever

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

by Wild-one October 15, 2017

nuclear orgasm

When you cum so hard it splits the atom of whatever your cum hits, thus making a nuclear explosion.

A nuclear orgasm destroyed my house and I was grounded for a week.

by Rookiehours1324 December 14, 2017

Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Pank Naples

Pink nipples for people from the south

dayum, she got some pank naples. I loves me some pank naples yall!

by Queef Richards September 30, 2017