nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.

Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".

by the booger meister January 2, 2014

Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

Nose Laughing

When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.

I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.

by scooty mcdooty August 20, 2014

Nose Bucket

N. Someone who shows no restraint when it comes to other people's business.
2. Someone who's nose is as big as a bucket.

I.E. Neighbor who rakes his concrete while staring at the cops in your driveway.

I'm going to introduce myself to my nose Bucket neighbor who seems intent on raking his driveway while the police are at my house.

by Beatrice123 February 15, 2009