net banger

A net banger pretends to be "gangsta" over the internet, in chatrooms, forums etc. and usually is some 10 year old rich white kid, they often "spel rong in purepos to shaw ppl thei havnt goto skool match" or just "5pe11 1337"

g4ngst4h_187: u a snitch a55 n1gg4 homie
Jonathan: wtf?
Joe: nevermind he is just another net banger

by SuckMyBalls January 17, 2008

net new

What is new if you don't count what was already there or done before.

What is the net new for this version of your software?

by organic sockmonkey November 12, 2013

safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Hair Net

A pair of women's drawls. Referring to the containment of bush.

that bitch's skirt was so short she needed a hair net

by whitbot January 6, 2005

safety net

an extension of the slang 'safe' where a situation is extremely favourable, an ultimate plus.

Me: yo how much wud u rate this girl from 1-10
friend:damn shes a fine 10, u know her?
Me: yea im gonna see her in a couple of weeks and shes up for it
friend: Safety net!

by jungalistjez May 8, 2005

net lag

A temporary disruption of the body's biological clock experienced by persons who stay awake all night chatting on the Internet to someone resident in another time zone (typically a person they have never met and never will). The effects of net lag, which may include fatigue and irritability, generally disappear soon after one's partner discovers the conversation history in the messaging application.

"Damn Taylor, you look like shit today."
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."

by trickeychick & moblet April 14, 2008

hair net

when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around and harded into a "hair net".

"Joe gave jana a Hair net."

by purell October 22, 2007