Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion
Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!
by neeedleford May 06, 2024
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 11, 2020
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When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay
by ImMaker37 June 28, 2023
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.
A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!
by QuacksO April 03, 2024
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The brown needle

A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.
Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.

My god I woke up with the brown needle.
by Douski December 17, 2022
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