Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
mugGet the Shmear spit needle of dischargemug.

hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.
A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!
by QuacksO April 3, 2024
mugGet the hyperdermic needlemug.

Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.
B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!
by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025
mugGet the Frack Needlemug.

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion
Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!
by neeedleford May 6, 2024
mugGet the Polishing the needlemug.

needle hole

Her tight needle hole almost pinched my cock in two.
by Dixxie Hippie October 1, 2017
mugGet the needle holemug.

clock needle

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
mugGet the clock needlemug.

dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020
mugGet the dusty needlemug.

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