hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007

Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)

by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*

Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*

by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

Hand Sugar

Another term for dabbing someone up.

“Ayo what’s up bro, gimmie some hand sugar!”

by Hennest March 16, 2022

Giving a hand

1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause

in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum

by curtis450 May 23, 2019

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007